Those shoes are mine, betch!

So I haven’t been replenishing my closet with fabulous goodies from foreign lands because I am broke and also not familiar with shit around here. I already know what I want & from where, I just need a working vehicle and someone to drive it. I can’t even retreat to my dear internet because wireless is a pain in my ass & never wants to work. So I have chosen the dirty ways of Mtv and The Real World. God what trash TV but it reminds me of when I was younger and Mtv was, like, you know, everything. TRL with Carson Daly and Road Rules, hells yes! But those days are over because you know Mtv has gone down the drain when The Jonas Brothers make it #3 on the Top 10. I know.

The point now is to soak up some sun before I have to return to the city of smog. I’ll just lay on the sand and fall asleep next to crashing waves as my skin absorbs delicious honey sun rays to the sound of The Shins. So now I just need a working vehicle and someone to drive me TO the beach! Jesus.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that PMS (which in my case might need to be changed to something like Pre & Post Menstrual Syndrome, since I suspect it might be my permanent state of being. I guess that would make it Permanent Menstrual Syndrome. Sometimes.), minus twenty degree weather and about seventy three layers of clothing are definitely not a good combination in any way. On the bright side, Harbin was a nice change and the ice festival was beautiful. I managed to come back in one piece; I didn’t fall once, which is very rare considering I’m always tripping on my own feet in regular circumstances.

On to more exciting news – there aren’t any. Except that I will be replenishing my closet within a few weeks with sweet buys from foreign lands, plus some Bath & Bodyworks goodies. Y’know, just getting ready for warmer weather and shit like that, nothing special.